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Bret Michaels To Star In FreeCreditScore.com Ads
Bret MichaelsWow. What an honor! Bret Michaels gets to replace a fake band in those annoying fucking FreeCreditScore.com commercials. The Poison singer will help the site launch its patented Score...
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Poison Singer Releases “Thorn” Remake
Bret shows us how he used "The Shocker" on Miley Cyrus' momWhy would you mess with perfection? “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” is sort of like the “Stripes” or “Weird Science” of Poison’s vast,...
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Van Halen Booked For Rock USA
Van HalenLet’s hope they actually show up. Yes, folks — the one and only Van Halen has announced that they’ll be headlining the final night of the Rock USA festival, set to take place July 17 through...
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Bret Michaels Turns Down Stripping Offer
Bret MichaelsPoison frontman Bret Michaels is not a whore. You can’t just throw money at him and expect him to pull his donger out or flash his hind. He’s above all that. Proof: This link that claims...
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Vince Neil Signs On For “Celebrity Apprentice?”
Vince NeilIt seems that way, folks. This here story claims that Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil “has been telling friends” in Las Vegas that he will be appearing on the next season of NBC’s “The Celebrity...
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Bret Michaels Selling New Cologne
Get itI’d rather douse myself in rubbing alcohol and smoke a cigarette. But maybe you’d like to smell like Bret Michaels of Poison. Something tells me that dude smells like a combination of low tide...
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Jos. Von Wienerhaus’ Wiener Of The Week: Bret Michaels
Bret MichaelsIt’s been a while since I wrote anything here. I started a new job two months ago and have been working close to 50 hours a week. I can only be responsible in so many aspects of my life....
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Poison’s Bret Michaels: All Kinds Of Fucked Up
Bret MichaelsLast night, while playing a solo show in New Hampshire that I am sure was well attended, Poison frontman Bret Michaels had to leave the stage due to complications involving insulin shock...
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Poison’s Bret Michaels: Still A Mess
I bet he wears the bandana so we’re just not all jealous of the thickness of his hairAfter missing two shows on his solo tour because of illness, Poison frontman Bret Michaels will be forced to miss a...
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Poison Frontman Gets Own Signature Salad
Bret with the BretWhat do they use for the salad’s dressing, douche water? Get a load of this shit, kids. I mean, he’s got the IQ of a salad, so, I guess that works. Poison frontman and walking STD...
View ArticleBret Michaels Selling Home Furnishings
Poison frontman and walking STD Bret Michaels wants to sell you whatever he can. The man has his own line of pet products and cologne. He has appeared in ads urging you to look into your credit score,...
View ArticleSlipknot Frontman Once Approached For “Rock Of Love”
I never actually gave it any thought, but dude…before he got married in 2009, Corey Taylor was likely quite the cocksman. Think about it. He was single…the lead singer of one of the world’s most...
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Poison Singer Releases “Thorn” Remake
Bret shows us how he used "The Shocker" on Miley Cyrus' momWhy would you mess with perfection? “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” is sort of like the “Stripes” or “Weird Science” of Poison’s vast,...
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Bret Michaels Selling New Cologne
Get itI’d rather douse myself in rubbing alcohol and smoke a cigarette. But maybe you’d like to smell like Bret Michaels of Poison. Something tells me that dude smells like a combination of low tide...
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